what she says: i'm fine
what she means: Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you. Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth!
ehryel:

The thirst is strong with this one…
or so I’ve heard, at least.I really wanna play Hyrule Warriors now

ehryel:

The thirst is strong with this one…

or so I’ve heard, at least.
I really wanna play Hyrule Warriors now

carvingcasolaterns:

me in school

carvingcasolaterns:

me in school

paragonpoint:

paragonpoint:

Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw

For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition

metalgeartrivia:

Enjoy this photo of an armed and dangerous Hideo Kojima. In the meantime, I will go search for more trivia…

metalgeartrivia:

Enjoy this photo of an armed and dangerous Hideo Kojima. In the meantime, I will go search for more trivia…

me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this